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The Cayman Islands have themselves a tagline:

Where Once in a Lifetime Happens Every Day
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Where once in a lifetime* happens every day.

*It’s Steve Irwin’s lifetime.

You know why the man is smiling? Because in about 18 seconds, he’s not going to have to tell his wife that he impregnated the marketing intern.

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