I have July 4 in the Chavez invades Honduras pool.
Because our current leadership seems incapable of handling nothing, so what say the North Koreans fire a missile and Communist tanks roll on the same day?
To be able to say "Noggle," you first must be able to say "Nah."
Toss in Ahmedinnerjacket running over the protesters in Iran, and I think you'll be close.
But no one will pay any attention, since there will be a new surprise in Michael Jackson's will.