Things your little army cannot afford to equip its soldiers with? We give them to our children:
On the other hand, watch for bands of swarthy looking men in cars with Michigan plates driving from Target to Target, buying each out of this item using cash.
Haven’t you been paying attention to the news? Nobody from Michigan has any cash. Their funds are all tied up in corporate jets.
I’m pretty sure you’d be disallowed from shipping these to many countries.