Dude, is that you in that picture dressed like a scientist riding on the back of a moped driven by an actor dressed in a suit?
Of course it is. Don’t be ridiculous.
Did you really almost get into a wreck on that moped? What would make a mild mannered fellow like you do something like that?
Yes, and I was paid $1 for my role in that commercial. This brings my total revenue from Internet modeling and acting to $2.
