Pet German shepherd kills Affton woman
In response, the nearby municipality of Shrewsbury, the aldermen and mayor whipped out their special banning pen and began crafting an ordinance to ban German Shepherds, Germans, shepherds, and dachsunds (because they have a German name).
Except for police K-9 units, of course. Because the police can be trusted with German Shepherds, and the citizens cannot.
How about German Chocolate Cake? There may be some trans fats in there; they kill, too, y’know.
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