Words That Do Not Belong In Country Songs, Part II

Bling-bling, as in "Celebrity":

    Well, I don’t give a dang about nothing
    I’m singing and bling-blinging

I don’t care how big your belt buckle is nor how much your spurs resemble spinners, cowpoke, you should never refer to them as bling-bling.

Exception to the Rule: You may refer to bling-bling if it’s the sound you hear when your shots at a rival who’s done wronged you ricochet.

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