Words That Do Not Belong In Country Songs, Part I

Latte, as in "Celebrity":

I can throw a major fit
When my latte isn’t just how I like it

Cowboys named, what, Starbuck?

Fer cryin’ out loud, men who listen to country music drink coffee. Not flavored coffee, neither, and without milk or cream.

Exception to the Rule: A country song can use the word Latte if and only if it refers to a woman named Latte. Kinda like Vidalia.

2 thoughts on “Words That Do Not Belong In Country Songs, Part I

  1. Midwest/Southern girl here who can totally relate to the unsatisfying latte. It can completely ruin my morning. ;-)

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