Made with Real Babies

Man, who knew they could puree so smoothly?

Made with Real Babies?

Man, yogurt for babies. Baby vomit that requires no interaction on the part of babies’ actual digestive systems. And unlike other yogurts which are made from industrial foundry by-products, this stuff is all organic.

One expects the companion product is Yo Mama.

(See also Made with Real Koalas.)

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