Public Service Announcement

Although it fulfills the requirements, namely:

  • It rhymes.
  • It refers to a cute animal.
  • It also refers to a sweet ice cream flavor.
  • It ends, twice, with the long e sound.

Chunky Monkey is a very bad choice for a pet name for your wife.

Because if I didn’t warn you, gentle but unthinking sometimes male reader, you, too, might try it, to poor results.

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