CNN: Report: Paris Hilton to retire in 2 years.
No word on whether she’ll choose Michelin, Cordovan, or Pirelli, but we who await every word and deed can hardly contain ourselves in anticipation.
(Link seen on Professor Bainbridge.)
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Ah, man… do I have to read the article? Retire from what? Slack-jawed slutdom? Hebetudinous whoreishness?
Nah. I’ll just go with a switch to good years…