Another ad in the St. Louis Post-Dispatch from yesterday, with my markup in red for your approval:
Social Security
If we feel like gambling,
WE’LL PLAY THE SLOTS
AND WE CAN, BECAUSE WE HAVE
THIS FREE GOVERNMENT MONEY WE CAN PISS AWAY.
Let’s not turn Social Security into Social Insecurity. While the program needs to be
AARP The power to make it better ourselves richer at the expense of those damn kids, many of whom are in their thirties by now.
I would tell you what I think about the AARP, but the language might get me banned by some filters, and I wouldn’t even know about it to cash in on the persecutional publicity. Let me say that I respect my elders and I respect any other human until such time as he, she, or it tries to violate me, my family, or my property. Which is really what the AARP wants, my earnings to fund its members’ continuing and unplanned for existence.