Cats Leading Cause of Osteoporosis

Obviously, if a glass of milk appears underneath Ajax’s new sunlamp, it’s milk for Ajax:

Ajax's Milk

If I ever develop osteoporosis, you’ll know why:

  1. The cats drank all my milk.
  2. Too much exposure to felinogen induced menopause in what looked like a healthy human male.

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