Checklist of things to do when Heather leaves:
- Turn on lights in all rooms in house.
- Turn on all radios, softly, so I don’t have to walk into an achingly silent room.
- Practice Unreal Tournament 2003 to catch up with her 733t skillz at it while she’s off away from the Arena.
- Order pizza.
- Drink beer.
- Watch DVDs.
Same as last time.
