Canada’s starting the tough talk that will lead to war over Great Lakes water rights.
Canada’s government has a large number of unemployed National Hockey League players and larger numbers of disgruntled fans and they have obviously need a foreign military adventure to divert attention. Invasion is imminent because they’ll want to act before faced with the brutal United States spring and summer.
George W. Bush should take preemptive action now. Send the nuclear subs to Hudson Bay! Ferment the Western Provinces Alliance’s rebellion! Before it’s too late!!!1!!!