Jay “Not Eliot Spitzer (Yet)” Nixon, Missouri attorney general, speaking about his crackdown on the evil criminal geniuses scalping Cardinals tickets:
This may not be the crime of the century, but this may be the team of the century and, by gosh, people ought to have a right to see them.
Keep trying, though, and you’ll be just like Eliot Spitzer.
Who’s not an office holder in the state of Missouri. That’s one parallel I would enjoy, too.
