Congratulations to El Guapo and La Linda, who are expecting El Guapito or La Guapita any day now; although they’re refusing to divulge the name of the child, sources (scrying bubbles in a schooner is very effective regardless what the so-called “scientists” say) indicate the couple have chosen Guinness if it’s a boy or Abita if it’s a girl.
Also, a note of condolence to El Guapo, who will lose his nine-month-long designated driver at roughly the same time.
