Here’s a list of more signs you’re getting old.
I have to wonder the real age of the person who wrote this, though, because it seems hollow, as though it was compiled by a damn kid writing for us old people.
Some points:
- Your computer’s ready-mode was a black screen with a single cursor.
There’s still just a single curser sitting at my computer. Me. Actually, my first computer’s ready screen was blue and grey. Viva la Commodore! - And you thought it [the Pong arcade game] had the most advanced graphics imaginable.
Look here, boy, Pong did have the most advanced graphics. - AOL was just another start-up online service that could easily have lost out to rivals called Compuserve and Prodigy.
Son, back in the day, we had Quantum Link, Delphi, and bulletin boards. AOL is a 1990s late bloomer. - A 1-gig hard drive seemed as big as a warehouse. (Today, most are 40-times that.)
Back in the day, the Lt. Kernal 1 Meg hard drive cost $1000, werd. I never had one. - Even though there are plenty of LPs in antiques stores, you still have 400 in your attic, because deep down, you still think the format will come back.
Dude, you cannot sell records for any decent money. Last time I tried to sell an LP or 45 was in the early 1990s, and the used music shop wouldn’t take them off my hands. So they’re up there because they’re worth more for the memories than the money. And who knows, one of these days we might find a working record player again, and when we do, it’s gonna be a party!. Albeit a party where one has to pause the beer-drinkng every couple of minutes to change or flip the record.
Now get offa my lawn!
