Unintentional Irony Alert

Found in a column by John Stossel:

<ñor> “No matter how hard women work, or whatever they achieve in terms of advancement in their own professions and degrees, they will not be compensated equitably!” shouted Rep. Rosa DeLauro, D-Conn., at a “wage equity” rally in Washington, D.C.

Undoubtedly, the distinguished gentleperson is upset she makes $118,575 and her male colleagues make $158,100.

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Creve Coeur Handles Its Budget Surplus

What do you do if you’re a local government with a surplus? Turn it into a deficit! But Creve Coeur, Missouri, is rather blatant about it:

The Creve Coeur City Council is considering the proposed budget that begins July 1 and ends June 30, 2006.

The council is expected to vote on the proposed budget at its June 27 meeting.

The proposed budget for all funds shows revenues at $16.8 million and expenditures at $16 million. The apparent $800,000 surplus actually will be routed to long-term personnel funds, leaving the city with a $300,000 deficit in the general fund.

Uh oh! Deficit! You know what that means! Time to raise taxes:

The proposed budget includes a modest raise in what residents pay the city through their personal property taxes. Perkins said residents currently pay 7 cents per $100 assessed valuation. He said the city has not determined the amount of the increase but expects it will be between 8 and 9 cents.

Perkins said although an exact amount has not been determined because information from the county assessor’s office has not arrived, the city is looking at personal property tax numbers that would translate to about $13 a year more for a home valued at $350,000. The money would generate about $140,000 more for the city.

Other taxes in the city have gone up in recent years. The city’s utility tax, after decades of being at less than 5 percent, increased to 6 percent last year and will rise to 7 percent July 1.

Some businesses in the Olive Boulevard Transportation Development District increased their sales tax by one-half percent. The money will be used to pay for roadway and other improvements in the district. The city will not receive money from that increase.

Perkins said the city has begun looking into whether it should consider increasing its tax on business licenses. He said the matter will be reviewed by the city’s economic development and finance committees, but the issue is not part of the proposed budget for 2006.

  • Personal property taxes–that is, cars and things that apartment dwellers pay, too
  • Sales taxes
  • Business license costs

Creve Coeur is on its way to becoming the perfect municipal government. An efficient tax raising and expending machine.

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Interesting Theory

Why are poll numbers for the Iraq war slipping? According to Harold Meyerson in the Washington Post, the obvious answer is:

Not enough hippies:

In the absence of an antiwar movement, the American people have turned against the war in Iraq. Those two facts, I suspect, are connected.

He also goes on to use the term “U.N. aegis” without sarcasm, which indicates that the word does not mean what he thinks it means.

The aegis was Zeus’s shield, and as the residents of Rwanda and Srebrenica could attest (if they weren’t dead) that the U.N. cannot defend anyone but its leaders. The aegis was not Zeus’s proclivity to come down from on high and copulate with underage natives, which is a trait UN peacekeepers do share with the lord of the thunderbolt.

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Everyone Loves Government Bailouts

American Airlines management, unions stand together on pensions:

Keep those pension checks coming.

That will be the battle cry today of some 300 American Airlines employees, who plan to flood the halls of Congress and lobby for pension reform. Airline management and key unions say they are united in preserving employee pensions, a benefit that’s been waylaid at other passenger carriers that have succumbed to bankruptcy.

I bet they can all agree that the lush government teat can do everything: Keep those checks coming to employees, and remove obligations from the company and its management.

Remind me to offer a pension plan that I cannot afford to anyone I hire; after all, if I get big enough and bankrupt enough, I won’t have to follow through on my contractual obligations, either.

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Banned in Illinois

A story about a biofeedback video game as part of therapy for post-traumatic stress disorder:

Once a week, Pfc. Joshua Frey, a Marine who spent several months in Fallujah before he was shot Dec. 12, heads to a darkened office in the Naval Medical Center here and places a headset over his eyes.

He attaches biofeedback sensors to his arms, hands and chest, grabs hold of a joystick and enters a video game version of the Iraq war. As he moves through a “virtual” Fallujah, he encounters sniper fire, explosions and insurgents lurking in shadows. A Navy psychologist checks readouts from a flat-screen monitor showing the Marine’s heart rate, breathing, hand perspiration and skin temperature.

But for Frey and the U.S. military, this is no game. It is part of a potentially groundbreaking approach to treating the effects of severe combat stress, in Iraq and elsewhere.

A game with explosions and gun fire that’s designed to make people saner? Surely, Illinois Governor “Bod” Blagojevich’s head must be spinning, pending a catastrophic failure akin to supercomputers whose logic circuits Captain Kirk fried routinely through paradox.

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Unbalanced Powers

So in St. Charles County, Missouri, we have this bit of foolishness:

St. Charles County Executive Joe Ortwerth says he will veto legislation that would allow voters to decide whether the County Council should have the power to stop his office from filing lawsuits against other political entities.

This is the equivalent of the President of the United States vetoing a constitutional amendment.

What’s the reason? Oh, of course:

“The council’s action is designed to breach the separation of powers,” Ortwerth said. “I am going to defend the prerogative of the executive branch.”

He’s going to defend the prerogative of the executive branch from the will of the people. From whence its prerogative stems. Or from whence we used to delude ourselves government power comes; I guess current government “leaders” are stripping those scales from our eyes. Government power stems from government.

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Milwaukee Journal-Sentinel Turns To Its Classifieds As News Source

Sure, some periodicals put headlines on press releases and run them as news. But the Milwaukee Journal-Sentinel goes further and innovatively turns to its classified ads as a news source:

From a pale pink velvet fringed chaise to wrought iron patio furniture, the earthly belongings of Milwaukee restaurateur Sally Papia and her daughter will be sold piece-by-piece this week in an estate sale described in a classified advertisement as of one of the area’s finest in 33 years.

I wonder how much that cost, but I am cynical.

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Howard Dean Ducks the Question

Not a refutation:

Dick Cheney says:

“I’ve never been able to understand his appeal. Maybe his mother loved him, but I’ve never met anybody who does. He’s never won anything, as best I can tell,” Cheney said in an interview on Fox News Channel’s “Hannity & Colmes.”

Howard Dean responds:

Democratic Party Chairman Howard Dean, responding to criticism from the vice president, said he doesn’t “care if Dick Cheney likes my mother or not.”

Um, the only aspersion Dick Cheney cast against Mrs. Dean was that she might have loved Howard Dean. That’s hardly an insult against Mrs. Dean, no matter how the press or Howard Dean want to portray it.

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San Francisco Wants to Sterilize Undesireables

The Summer of the Pit Bull continues in San Francisco:

San Francisco Mayor Gavin Newsom endorsed a series of measures Monday he hopes will reduce the likelihood of attacks by aggressive and dangerous dogs in the city, including spaying and neutering regulations, a ban on backyard breeding, and imposing fines on irresponsible canine owners.

The city can enact some new policies right away; others that regulate specific breeds, however, would require a change in state law first.

The primary target of the city’s crackdown will be pit bulls and pit bull mixes, which are responsible for at least half the vicious dog cases handled by city authorities. City officials don’t want to ban pit bulls but are seeking to regulate them.

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Milwaukee Journal-Sentinel Math

Headline: Senate again refuses to confirm Bolton.

According to the crack mathematical theorists at the Milwaukee Journal-Sentinel, the 38 Senators who voted against cloiture–the end of the debate, and not actually for or against Bolton’s appointment–is enough to cast the action as though the entire Senate had refused to confirm Bolton.

To express this algebraically:

38%=100%

Compare and contrast this to any action of conservative legislators or leaders, whose mere majority election or decision does not give a mandate for conservatives to speak for all members of a given group.

Update: Apparently, the Minneapolis-St. Paul Star Tribune has the same mathematicians: Bolton nomination again blocked by Senate

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Fun With Statistics

From the story “Supporters of increasing tax on cigarettes quietly push on“, we get this insightful statistical analysis from the Associated Press:

The “why” goes something like this: Missouri has the third-highest smoking rate in the nation, spends the third-lowest amount on anti-tobacco efforts and charges the third-lowest cigarette tax.

The correlation is no coincidence.

No wonder polisybodies like statistics. Unlike real science, statistics are just like language–they can say whatever you want, and you can deconstruct the meaning of the numbers-as-text to imbue them with whatever liberation (of citizens’ money-as-tax) theory you espouse.

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Department of Justice Wants to Raise Internect Connectivity Prices

Your ISP as Net watchdog:

The U.S. Department of Justice is quietly shopping around the explosive idea of requiring Internet service providers to retain records of their customers’ online activities.

Data retention rules could permit police to obtain records of e-mail chatter, Web browsing or chat-room activity months after Internet providers ordinarily would have deleted the logs–that is, if logs were ever kept in the first place. No U.S. law currently mandates that such logs be kept.

You think your AOL or DSL is expensive now, gentle reader, just wait until your ISP has to pay for perpetual storage and backup for every packet its users transmit and receive.

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Summer of the Pit Bull Continues

Just so you are keeping up with the story, which might have gotten lost in the Michael Jackson Trial of the Season thing, this is the Year of the Pit Bull again.

(The earlier chapters in the saga: Denver Pit Bull Genocide, St. Louis Post-Dispatch Wants Pit Bullocide, No Dog Bites Man, But Post-Dispatch Covers It Anyway.)

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EU Leader Regrets

Apparently, a EU leadercrat regrets that some people were exposed to the entire EU constitution before the votes (story):

It was a crucial mistake to send out the entire constitution to every French voter, the architect of the EU’s first constitution Valéry Giscard d’Estaing has said in an interview.

In an interview with the New York Times, his first since the French rejection of the constitution two weeks ago, the former French president apportions most of the blame to president Jacques Chirac for failure in the referendum campaign.

One crucial mistake was to send out the entire three-part, 448-article document to every French voter, said Mr Giscard.

Over the phone he had warned Mr Chirac already in March: “I said, ‘Don’t do it, don’t do it'”.

“It is not possible for anyone to understand the full text”.

Mr Giscard d’Estaing also puts the blame on the present generation of political leaders.

Neither Mr Chirac nor other European leaders had a strategy for ratifying the constitution, he said.

“The present generation of leaders, whatever their strengths, never put Europe at the top of their agenda”.

Damn this pretense of allowing the peasants to have a voice in their dominion!

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Althouse Says It

Blogging at GlennReynolds.com, Ann Althouse expresses belief in the system:

I didn’t watch much of the news analysis that evening. I switched off Nancy Grace not long after she declared, “Not guilty by reason of celebrity!” The one aspect of the post-verdict coverage that interested me was the jurors’ press conference. The fact is that they were there through all of the months of testimony, and we weren’t. They listened to the witnesses and studied their demeanor.

And in the end they found reasonable doubt. Watching the jurors, I felt deep respect for the good sense and competence of ordinary people faced with a solemn task. I feel no inclination to say I think they were wrong.

I agree with her. The jurors heard more information than any of us did, unfiltered by the media (blogs, networks, or papers). I have faith in them.

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Bill Clinton vs George W. Bush 2008

The wheels are in motion to make it happen.

    Proposing an amendment to the
    Constitution of the United States to repeal the 22nd amendment to the
    Constitution. (Introduced in House)

    HJ 24 IH

    109th CONGRESS

    1st Session

    H. J. RES. 24

    Proposing an amendment to the Constitution of the United States to repeal the 22nd amendment to the Constitution .

    IN THE HOUSE OF REPRESENTATIVES

    February 17, 2005

    Mr. HOYER (for himself, Mr. BERMAN, Mr. SENSENBRENNER, Mr. SABO, and
    Mr. PALLONE) introduced the following joint resolution; which was
    referred to the Committee on the Judiciary


    JOINT RESOLUTION

    Proposing an amendment to the Constitution of the United States to repeal the 22nd amendment to the Constitution.

      Resolved by the Senate and House of
      Representatives of the United States of America in Congress assembled
      (two-thirds of each House concurring therein)
      , That the following article is proposed as an amendment to the Constitution of the United States, which shall be valid to all intents and purposes as part of the Constitution

      when ratified by the legislatures of three-fourths of the several
      States within seven years after the date of its submission for
      ratification:

    `Article —

      `The twenty-second article of amendment to the Constitution of the United States is repealed.’.

Search for it yourself at http://thomas.loc.gov/.

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In A Couple Years, It Will Be Four Times the Legal Limit

From a story about the drunken, registered sex offender ice cream man:

The offending driver had a blood-alcohol level three times the legal limit, according to a New Berlin police report.

Previously, it was only 2.4 times the legal limit back in the “old days” when the legal limit was .10 BAC. Now that the legal limit is .08 BAC (so that the state of Wisconsin doesn’t lose Federal highway funds, donchaknow?), the same BAC is now 3 times the limit.

As soon as legislators pass their next compromise with MADD and lower it to .06, the same BAC will be 4 times the limit.

So the legal limit multiplier reflects more on the current state of legislation than the actual state of drunkeness.

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State of Wisconsin Further Deters Businesses

The state of Wisconsin, or at least a set of bipartisan lawmakers, is ready to deter businesses from doing business and employing people:

A bipartisan pair of state lawmakers are recommending a radical change to the way health insurance is bought and sold in Wisconsin by proposing the creation of a statewide insurance purchasing pool.

The proposal is intended to help businesses cope with skyrocketing health care costs and stem the number of uninsured residents. The plan will be unveiled today to an Assembly committee studying reform of the state’s Medicaid health care program for the poor, elderly and disabled.

The proposal would essentially impose an 8% to 12% payroll tax on all employers to provide basic health insurance to everyone in Wisconsin younger than 65.

Let the nationalization begin. Oh, wait, it’s already started.

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