Category: News

Conspiracy.

Aaron Rodgers’ latest conspiracy theory is about ghost sightings at St. Norbert with the Packers:

“There were rumors it was haunted,” Rodgers said of the college in De Pere, Wisconsin.

Rodgers said the ghost sighting happened in 2007 or 2008. A ghost was first spotted in the corner of one of the rooms, Rodgers says. And the next night, Rodgers claims, the ghost returned. The 41-year-old told Heyward that the ghost was visible in the adjacent room from the previous night in the same corner on the opposite side of the wall.

“So I think ghosts are a very interesting conspiracy,” said Rodgers, who was joined on the podcast by new Steelers wide receiver DK Metcalf.

What, the ghosts plotted something together?

Nah, it’s just words don’t mean things.

Doolittle Fire crews fight tractor-trailer carrying 40,000 pounds of ribeye steaks

40,000 pounds? That’s about a months’ supply at Nogglestead.

I kid, I kid. But I wonder how this will impact beef prices because they have not been coming down and will probably not for some time.

The headline of the weather video says Heatwave bringing the hottest temperatures in years.

How many years? A century? Living memory? A quarter century (which is longer than living memory for most journalists, by the way)?

Two years. Which means it did not get this hot last year.

It’s the reverse Wobegon effect (where all the kids are above average). Everything must be the mostest, the extremist, the most estest, in history, especially in the news.

My Congressman, whom I’ve met and whom I’ve impressed as a rightwing nutbar, has introduced some sensible legislation

Southwest Missouri Congressman Eric Burlison introduces bill to reign in federal spending:

Southwest Missouri Congressman Eric Burlison introduced a proposed amendment to the U.S Constitution aimed at reigning in federal spending.

KY3 Staff, interns, and/or AI, please enlighten us as to how amendments work:

In order for the amendment to initially pass, it requires a two-thirds majority vote from both the House and the Senate.

Not depicted: Ratification by the states.

Gentle reader, you may guess as to whether the writers thought that We don’t need to say it because everyone knows how it works or they didn’t know. You can probably guess how I would guess.

Somewhere, I saw that there was a new theatre group in town doing Shakespeare, and I kinda put it in the back of my mind in case our August was not already busy enough.

I guess I’m glad I did not rush right out and buy tickets.

Oh, but of course they did.

They’re putting it on for themselves and their small circle, and part of the joy is in self-martyrdom when the public does not attend.

The local Daily Dammit, Gannett and the Milwaukee Journal-Sentinel, a distant Daily Dammit, Gannett featured a video about an actor and his parrot:

Not Jon Gries from Real Genius (Lazlo Hollyfeld). Not Jon Gries from Napoleon Dynamite (Uncle Rico).

Jon Gries from some streaming show with far fewer viewers than either of them will ever have and which will be forgotten soon after it’s off the air.

Kids these days don’t know or appreciate proper cult classics and probably have too much content available to ever watch something over and over again.

Bioethicists Want to Infect People With Disease That Makes You Allergic to Meat

And why the hell not?

Behavioral economics and Nudge indicate that Our Betters should be able to use rules and laws to manipulate the people into doing what Our Betters think we should do. And if that fails?

Well, I guess Our Betters have to take more direct action.

As for me, if I end up with Alpha-Gal Syndrome, I’ll get it the old fashioned way. It’s been a bad year of insects here at Nogglestead. I’ve had two or three tick bites (and a couple of visitations) and a wasp sting. I’m going to housebreak a possum and name him Rikki-Tikki-Ticki, brah.

(Link via Instapundit.)

Body of person who died on international flight to California reportedly unaccounted for:

The body of a passenger who died during an international flight to San Francisco, prompting the aircraft to divert to Chicago, is reportedly unaccounted for, according to reporting by SFGATE.

Neither airport officials nor a representative for the airline would comment on the circumstances surrounding the death and declined to confirm the passenger’s identity, nationality and gender, the outlet reported.

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The passenger’s body would presumably then be under the jurisdiction of the Cook County Medical Examiner’s Office, though Natalia Derevyanny, a spokesperson for the department, told SFGATE that there was no record of the deceased passenger or of any case matching that description.

The Turkish Airlines station manager in San Francisco would only tell the outlet that the remaining passengers were rerouted on different flights that eventually got them to their destination.

And the people on the plane were put onto different flights.

Feel free to comment in the middle of the night. I’ll be awake.

(Link via Wirecutter.)

MfBJN: Where we’ve predicted 48 out of the last 0 ends of the world.

Robert Stacy McCain covers the Traverse City stabbing:

Say hello to Brandon Gille and, while you’re at it, go ahead and say good-bye, because he will almost certainly spend the rest of his life behind bars. Gille went on a stabbing spree at a Walmart in Traverse City, Michigan, on Saturday. All 11 of his victims survived the attack and, for once, the “Ann Coulter Rule” turned out to be wrong in this case. Police were for some reason unwilling to identify the suspect in the immediate aftermath of Saturday’s attack, even though they had the guy in custody. The Ann Coulter Rule specifies that, the longer the police delay identifying the perp, the greater the likelihood that it’s not a white guy. So everybody was speculating that the Traverse City stabber must be a Muslim or perhaps an illegal immigrant, but it turned out to be a crazy white guy.

I myself speculated as such. And, being wrong in this instance, some people will hold it’s wrong to speculate such in any instance.

I don’t know. This might be the exception that proves the rule (that is, tests the rule) and proves it’s not always the case. Which is not the same as proving it is never the case.

KY3 has a story: Suspect in custody after 11 people stabbed at Walmart in Michigan:

Eleven people were stabbed at a Walmart in Traverse City on Saturday — with six in critical condition — in what a Michigan sheriff said appeared to be a random act. A suspect was in custody, authorities said.

Around 4:45 p.m., a 42-year-old man entered the store and used a folding knife to stab 11 people, the Grand Traverse County Sheriff’s Office said in a statement on social media. A sheriff’s deputy arrived within minutes and took the man into custody, and people in the store also helped apprehend the suspect and treat victims, the sheriff’s office said.

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Shea said the weapon involved appeared to be a folding-style knife. Shea said the suspect is believed to be a Michigan resident but declined to share further details. Michigan State Police had said earlier in the day that the suspect was in authorities’ custody.

If his name was Cletus McBobson, we’d have a mug shot. Since we do not, we can assume.

And this story, picked up on a slow news night on our local affiliate’s Web site, will have no follow up to dissuade our assumptions about unnamed “Michiganders” who might start randomly knifing people in a crowded place. And our assumption is notably not Sensible knife control now!

UPDATE: I stand corrected; this is apparently the work not of Cletus McBobson, but Bradford Gille, which is not unlike Cletus McBobson.

It looks like he’s getting charged with terrorism:

Grand Traverse County Prosecutor Noelle Moeggenberg told reporters that the terrorism charge will be brought due to the fact that the attack impacted the community, rather than one individual.

Not sure if that’s how I would define terrorism, but the prosecutor sure is being tough in this case. Would she be in all cases? Hopefully, time will not tell.

Editorial letter in the Milwaukee Journal-Sentinel is titled John McCain was hero who saved Affordable Care Act. GOP still wants to kill law: Affordable Care Act has given millions of people an option to get health coverage they otherwise could not afford

Ya know, I remember a time when John McCain was literally Hitler. That’s about the time when my monthly healthcare premiums were $800. 2008. I’m self-employed, so I wrote the whole check every month.

It’s now $2700 a month and likely to increase again in November.

So the ACA has helped my health coverage get to the level where I cannot afford it. That’s…. progress?

when Starlink goes completely down for any length of time:

Has the war started?

(That’s my question, not a quote from the article; so far, the articles are not very illuminating–it took a while to see a news mention of the outage.)

The answer has not yet been, uh, answered.

But I have Internet again, so it’s not the satellites. But that’s not the only way to war.

Drug trafficking? Meh; the rural papers are full of tales of drug traffickers.

Assaulting a dog? String him up!

I am not endorsing this view, but it’s been this way a long time. The death of a man is a tragedy, the death of millions is a statistic, and the hurt of a dog is an abomination. I remember sitting in the theater watching Independence Day when L.A. is getting destroyed by aliens-aliens (not, as it actually happened), the buildings are collapsing, cars are getting caught in a blast radius, and the crowd cheers when the dog is safe.

Somewhere on the heat chart of who loves what (family, neighbors, the Other), the spot for animals is probably bright red for both conservatives and liberals.

Beloved Long Island surgeon known for ‘serenading patients’ collapses and dies after triathlon: ‘All around great guy’

The Republic Tiger Tri is next weekend, but I won’t be doing it this year. My multisport training has been…. Well, what’s less than sporadic? Non-existent? I ran on the treadmill and rode a spin bike for a bit to prepare for the YMCA’s indoor triathlon this spring, but not much since even though my beautiful wife told the owner of the local Fleet Feet running shoe store she would do the Tiger Tri this year. Circumstances, though, which include a bounty of contracts for us, have limited our training time, so, maybe next year.

Or maybe not if they can kill you.

Springfield’s forgotten palace: A cautionary tale for today’s convention center dream:

Springfield’s current push to build a modern convention center complex echoes a similar campaign that began 120 years ago and resulted in an impressive, innovative facility.

However, today’s promoters should hope that history doesn’t completely repeat itself, because that early 20th-century convention center was financially troubled and only lasted a couple of decades.

The earlier idea to build a huge auditorium and exhibition space was prompted in part by rivalry with neighboring Joplin, which in 1900 had a slightly greater population than Springfield — 26,000 vs 23,000. By 1905, the two cities were neck-and-neck in size, and Springfield businessmen and politicians began dreaming aloud about what they termed a “convention hall” that would focus attention on Springfield and draw regional and even national organizations to gather here.

Spoiler alert: It will be even boondogglier today, because in decades’ of existence, it will require additional millions in updates.

I just posted my skepticism last week.

Ah, gentle reader. If you’ve been here a while, you know I spit frown upon the convention center arms race racket, where “consultants” come up with projections about how, if only municipalities spent millions of dollars now (and every few years from now), a Periclean golden age would befall their cities. Or, at least, consultants would be paid and municipal managers/elected officials could fail upwards.

Seriously. search the blog and see how I feel.

Welp, it’s that time again New Springfield convention and event center could be ‘community icon’ after study released

Which includes this made up number:

The President and CEO of Visit Springfield shared the findings of the Hunden report with members of the council. It showed Springfield is losing out on more than $125,114 a day by not having an event center with at least 125,000 square feet of space.

Another made-up number:

The study said that over 30 years, it is projected to generate $1.3 billion and a tax revenue of $68.7 million.

Because those of us not in the industry who are over ten years old know that should this thing be built for $175 million dollars, it will require updates and expansion every decade or so “to keep it competitive.”

I’m not sure whether the city ever coughed up the $40 million dollars that the consultants wanted for the existing expo center twelve years ago.

But I do know that $175 million is a hell of a lot to spend for a cavernous empty building that will be underused.

I mean, I have been to some conventions and conferences recently, and the buildings are very pretty, but the conferences and conventions I’ve gone to do not fill them up. Maybe if those cities spent $200 million. As their consultants will surely recommend.

The article mentions, briefly, his role in Tibetan Buddhism, but only in passing.

I imagine it’s akin to calling the Pope the world’s foremost White Sox fan. Kinda missing the point.

Federal judge seeks clarity on whether birthright citizenship order means babies could be deported

Clearly, the babies who crawled across the border on their own can be deported. But, really, what is this all about? The babies not granted birthright citizenship are born to a mother who is not a citizen (or subject to the United States or what have you). So one presumes deportation would include the mother and the baby and to the same place–no sending mothers home and the babies to Ghana or something. That is, the United States would not want to break up families.

I have to assume that the whole exercise seeks headlines like Trump Administration Wants To Deport Babies. I’m also getting the sense that this is less effective as it once was.

Gun-toting woman, 64, sat in lawn chair on busy Texas highway during hours-long police standoff

Well, no, but the headline made me think of this scene from Every Which Way But Loose.

Because I just watched it, you know.