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Alaskan Insurgents Strike

March 6, 2007November 29, 2017 Brian J. Noggle

Alaska Moose Brings Down Helicopter

Retreat! Redeploy our rangers to Seattle where they’ll be safe!

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Mainstream Media Under Fire

February 28, 2007November 29, 2017 Brian J. Noggle

AP classes face scrutiny in audit

Oops, guess not.

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Post-Dispatch Comments Inappropriately On Performers’ Weight

February 13, 2007December 12, 2017 Brian J. Noggle

Dixie Chicks are big Grammy winners

Hey, now, that’s just inappropriate. I realize Natalie Maines has run a little more voluptious than most contemporary magazines would idealize, but must the Post-Dispatch add disproving adjectives to their headlines?

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The Wrong Use For A Parachute

February 9, 2007December 7, 2017 Brian J. Noggle

Golden parachute cradles Harrah’s CEO

Some people, even “professionals” can hurt themselves with metaphors.

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Post-Dispatch Headline Needlessly Savages White House Press Secretary

February 1, 2007December 7, 2017 Brian J. Noggle

Snow: Just enough to mess things up

Now that’s not called for.

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Unfortunately, The Cognac Didn’t Make It

January 26, 2007December 7, 2017 Brian J. Noggle

Brandy involved, uninjured in fatal crash

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I Do Not Think That Word Means What You Think It Means

January 19, 2007December 7, 2017 Brian J. Noggle

Perhaps they had a problem while jamming: Rolen, La Russa haven’t talked since postseason riff.

Rift, maybe; tiff, certainly; but that La Russa and Rolen haven’t spoken since a melodic phrase? I don’t buy it.

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Thanks, Hugh

January 17, 2007December 7, 2017 Brian J. Noggle

Grant will buy HPV vaccine in Missouri

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Everyone Wants to Cash In On School Vouchers

January 12, 2007December 7, 2017 Brian J. Noggle

Mother’s pride as first child to be born from frozen egg starts school

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Doesn’t That Stray From Core Business Competencies?

December 26, 2006December 9, 2017 Brian J. Noggle

Best Buy opens first China outlet

Because when you think of fine dinnerware, you think of Best Buy.

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Peer Pressure

December 11, 2006December 12, 2017 Brian J. Noggle

African Union peacekeepers kill 3 in Darfur

Everyone was doing it!

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Headline of the Day, You Can Say That Again Edition

December 5, 2006December 12, 2017 Brian J. Noggle

Agency closing ends era in U. City Era ends with closing of agency

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You Can Buy Anything On Ebay

November 29, 2006December 12, 2017 Brian J. Noggle

Matthew Browning bids for alderman position

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As a Family Man, I Understand

October 11, 2006December 14, 2017 Brian J. Noggle

‘Shelby’s made our family complete’

I completely get it. Although my life and family are wonderful, a Shelby would only make it better.

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Because Sometimes You Just Don’t Have a Dead Chihuahua Handy

October 9, 2006December 14, 2017 Brian J. Noggle

Woman charged with using baby as weapon

I think we need a seven day waiting period on babies. Also, a limitation on having more than one every month. And a registration, including safety classes, if you want to carry one in public.

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