In addition to the normal collection of relatively recent celebrity magazines, the local doctor’s office affords a bit of heavier reading:
Some people would be offended, no doubt, much like many people who would take umbrage when grocery store clerks or garage sale purveyors ask strangers if they have a “church home.”
But for the most part, those people do not yet live in Springfield or its environs.
As a wise man once quoted, “If you don’t give a heck about the man with the Bible in his hand, just get out the way and let the gentleman do his thing.”