I recently discovered that an old article I’d written doesn’t appear on my publication list, and so I searched the Internet for the first line (“‘Most robust applications, whether desktop- or Web-based, allow multiple users to log “) to see if it appeared somewhere that I’d forgotten.
The third search result, and the sidebar suggestion, are the Wikipedia entry for Human Sexual Activity.
That is the most spicy first line I’ve ever written. Spicier than Robert Davies tried to log onto FuckedCompany.com, and he could not, and he knew he was fucked. even.