Remember, if you hit any open-the-state protesters with your car (I am SOOOO essential, Karen! I NEED TO DRIVE!) this week, you should immediately sanitize the bumper and fender to ensure they don’t give you COVID-20.
COVID-19? Man, that’s so yesterday. The hipster fear is now COVID-20.
If the protester hits the windshield, windshield washing fluid is not enough!
And the media will cheer you for running down the protestors, unlike the Profa protesters a couple years ago.
Perhaps I need a category for sick or gallows humor since that runs so deep within me. Also note: THIS IS NOT REAL ADVICE. I realize if you’re old enough to need reading glasses to read this fine print, you’re not tempted, but kids these days. GAWD!