Overheard at Nogglestead:
Five-year-old, attempting to rally his army of a three-year-old brother: Let’s hustle, boys, let’s hustle!
Father: Let’s Husserl, boys, let’s Husserl! Nothing like a bit of German idealism to perk up the afternoon!
You didn’t think I saved all my esoteric material for adults to not get, did you?