A Little Inference Never Hurt Nobody

When you’re married, sometimes you let a little inference work for you. It’s not deception, exactly. For example:

    I said: Should I take the leftover Halloween candy to work?
    She inferred: To share with coworkers.
    I really meant: For lunch.

Everyone’s happy. Except maybe my coworkers.

UPDATE: Number of SweeTarts that it takes until you begin to hallucinate: 597.

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