When attending a performance of an attractive young jazz singer performing scorching love songs, be sure to spend at least fifty percent of the performance gazing admiringly at your beautiful wife.
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Can the beautiful wife in question sing?
In the interest of protecting my territory, I cannot publicly state whether or not said beautiful wife can sing and does, beautifully, with the local community chorus; whether or not said beautiful wife can play piano, trumpet, clarinet, flute, and so on, occasionally with the local community band; and whether or not said beautiful wife can actually cook and bake exceptionally well.
Because such beautiful wives are a scarce resource.
Point taken; the question is withdrawn.
You’ll forgive my impertinence, but as you’re an eligible bachelor, you do show up on the threat matrix.
“Bachelor” is at least plausible; “eligible” doesn’t come close.