The Best Way to End the Huge Partisan Divide is a Bloody Civil War by Frank J.:
For years now, the country seems to have been split down the middle, and its eating away at the soul of the country. Usually, you have one group get a majority which then pushes around the other side and makes fun of how their children look, but the old way seems so distant now. How can we return to the former status quo? As usual, war is the answer.
Now all Americans will be united and happy, because the liberals will no longer be defined as Americans and will be shot by BBs.
It’s been a long time since we’ve had a civil war, but hopefully we learned plenty from the first one to make this one quick and efficient. It will be quite different, though. For one thing, it won’t have a stark geographical divide. Friendly and enemy territory will have to divided on a house to house basis – or maybe even room to room. Also, a big difference is that one side has all the guns since both gun owners and the military tend to be in the right-wing. This should make things easy if planned well.
I would be laughing if I didn’t think it was remotely possible.
Ban guns and try to make gun owners turn in their weapons and we’ll find out.
