Coincidence? I Dare Not Speculate

Two seemingly unrelated events:

  • Less than a week ago, physicist Stephen Hawking maybe things can escape from black holes after all.
  • Today, my Guinness bar towel arrives, over a year after I completed the survey for which I should have gotten it and long after “Guinness Bar Towel” became a Fark punchline:

    The Fabled Guinness Bar Towel

Perhaps I have discovered the inspiration for Hawking’s sudden reversal.

Meanwhile, read this satire: Bush Labels Stephen Hawking a Flip-Flopper. The same joke crossed my mind, but I am too late to capitalize on’t.

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