According to Slate’s Red or Blue–Which Are You? quiz, I am:
It’s time to get out of the sun. You’re looking a little red.
As if a little red, in this case, is bad.
I think the quiz was targeted to people who have lived in Wisconsin and Missouri and attended a Jesuit university. Jeez.
Some other commentators brag that they’re purple. That’s like saying your proud of your grey morals. As El Guapo indicated last night in a feeble blue defense of Farenheit 9/11, “There are two sides to every store.”
“Yeah,” our hero responded. “Right and wrong.”
