MSN’s dating expert offers some advice for dating a celebrity.
Hey, my beautiful wife is becoming rather popular in the cool blogging cliques, so perhaps I can pick up some tips. Here’s the points:
- Assume it will end.
- Protect yourself.
- Enjoy all that celebrity jazz.
Man, that’s depressing. All pessimism and exploitation.
Perhaps I should wait for the advice for marrying an immortal goddess of beauty, baking, and bicyclery column.