Also on the heavy commercial rotation during football games is this gem:
I work in QA, so I’m not going to be an early adopter of any computerized gee-gaws inserted into my body.
But I can’t help seeing that infusion of technology into the human body and think about how something like the cyborgization of your cellular phone and body might give the government warrantless access to your body.
No, thanks. Cuh-reepy, and that’s saying a lot coming from someone creepy.