Read the new updates to Pop-Up Mocker. It won’t hurt too much.
Category: Blogging
Head Shot
Brian J. Noggle, Internet Pin-Up.
Kim du Toit Fails Test to Ascend to 9th Dan
In a post, we see how Kim du Toit fails his test to attain the 9th Dan of Paranoia:
…we Baby Boomers know all the tricks, and I am even more paranoid than Blackfive.
Listen, students, when your shidoshi of paranoia speaks: You never know all the tricks. You are ready ascend when you realize you must know most of the tricks, and you know that anything you do not recognize as a known trick might, in fact, be a trick.
Doubt even this post, my students.
It’s Already Too Late
Belatedly, Michael Williams learns a devastating drawback to blogging:
One of the difficult things about hanging out with people who (occasionally) read your blog is that they’re already familiar with all of your A-list material (and, let’s face it, I use most of my B- through M-list material here, too).
Reminds me of this one time I stood beside a former rugger who was busy popping the heads off of crawdads….
Exclusive
Who is putting pop-under ads under blogs?
Examined at Pop-Up Mocker.
Hubba Hubba, and I Mean that in an Intellectual Sense….Mostly
Michelle Malkin has a blog.
Back to Our Irregularly Scheduled
Pop-Up Mocker programming.
Another Radio Voice
Kelley, who does the Suburban Blight blog, has been posting audio clips.
When the Blog Radio Revolution occurs, listen for her daily show.
Pop-Up Mocker Updated
Again. I’ve got nothing better to do than to make fun of pop-up ads. Sad.
Pop-Up Mocker Updated
Don’t forget to check out my snarky site devoted to the worship of pop-up ads. If you’re smart and using one of the newer browsers or some other suppressent techologies, this might be the only way you get to see these peculiar forms of art.
I Need a Shower. A Hot Shower, With Lots of Soap
You gentle readers who do not pay much attention to the chatterings of the blogosphere or the might have missed the story of Wankette and Wankienne, two taste-challenged, promiscuious women based in Washington, D.C. One posts semi-obscene, semi-profane gossip nuggets and the other has sex with married men for money and then talks about it. The whole thing turns my stomach, so I’ve tried not to think of it.
So for the uninitiated, read what Michelle Malkin has to say about it to get an inkling of how much the Washington Post and those coastal connected types laud the duo, and keep in mind that when one of these coastal-take-all-comers types claims that people from the middle of the country are overrepresented in the government, whether through Senate representation or the Electoral College system, these women are among those who are purportedly underrepresented.
(Link seen on Nealz Nuze.)
Got Nothin
I got nothing today. Go see what’s new at Pop-Up Mocker, now endorsed by the Marshall (Minnesota) Adult Education program, sorta.
Read It and Weep With Laughter!
Well, probably not, but I have updated Pop-Up Mocker.
Pop-Up Mocker Updated
A link to a story about a spyware maker whose pop-ups were previously mocked and a new pop-up reviewed. Why don’t you just click this link now: Pop-Up Mocker
Slight Amusement
Visit Slightly Amusing, the Web site of Brad Simanek. He’s a contributor to Top 5 stuff and is worthy of a chuckle or two.
The Most Insidious Pop-Up Ad I Have Ever Seen….
…is now chronicled at Pop-Up Mocker.
But Wait, There’s More!
Instead of having a life, I have blogged a pile already tonight and I have updated Pop-Up Mocker.
More value for your blog-reading dollar. Can I have that dollar? A couple more and I could buy a Guinness.
The Plan
Step 1: Collect undershirts.
Step 3: Profit!
Open Season
Anyone posting on the Internet bemoaning his or her absolute poverty should be properly mocked; that is to say, incessantly and loudly.
Thank you, that is all.
Reminder to IMAO Judges
Attention, IMAO judges:
Remember, if Heather wins the IMAO T-Shirt Babe contest, there will be plenty of celebratory Guinness to go around.
Remember to vote as though a Daley sent you.
Thank you, that is all.


