He Doesn’t Have To Impress The Tea Party Crowd

The Republican-run Missouri legislature spent its final moment amalgamating an abomination, and quite possibly an unconstitutional abomination, that combines numerous unrelated laws into a single bill.

From childhood to the grave, nearly everything is covered in Missouri House Bill 1692, 1209, 1405, 1499, 1535 and 1811.

And no, that string of numbers is not the result of a computer malfunction.

Missouri lawmakers melded a diverse collection of ideas into a single, massive bill which they passed overwhelmingly in the final hours of their legislative session earlier this month.

The bill’s title declares that it relates to real estate. But within its 116 pages there also are provisions on child support cases, death certificates, cemeteries, divorce records, gun laws, boat engines and funding for courtroom renovations.

Republican “leaders” defend business as usual:

“Very seldom do you get a pure bill that doesn’t have something else tacked on it,” said House Speaker Ron Richard, R-Joplin.

“I’ve been doing this 20 years, and it’s been happening my entire 20 years,” added Senate President Pro Tem Charlie Shields, R-St. Joseph, who is barred by term limits from seeking re-election this year.

It was broken when I found it/got here, so I continued to break it. Thanks, guys. Keep that in mind when the Tea Party movement does not align with your interests, which is apparently preserving the status quo as long as you’re in the majority.

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I’m Stimulated

I just bought a new washing machine, and as part of the list of monies they remove from the price of the machine was a recycling rebate. Hey, cool, I thought, $75 dollars. That’s almost as much as the extended rebate they offer, which I took since my last washing machine failed in multiple ways within the five year window of the rebate.

Then I saw the top of the form:


The mark of the stimulus beast
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Do you see it? The mark of the stimulus beast:


The mark of the stimulus beast explained

As a small government conservative, my first inclination is to tear the rebate form up and write a blog post about it.

On second thought, though, I think I’ll stick it to The Man and take the money and donate it to Ed Martin, candidate for House of Representatives in my old district (MO-3) so he can defeat Russ Carnahan, and Roy Blunt, candidate for Senate so he can defeat Robin Carnahan (yes, the Democrats are brother and sister and the children of former Missouri governor Mel Carnahan who was elected to the US Senate while dead and whose wife and mother of the aforementioned Democratic candidates served in Mel’s place).

The fact that my stimulus money might increase incumbent unemployment by one (Robin will keep her day job ghostwriting ballot initiatives) will give me a warm feeling inside.

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Wiping The Tears From My Eyes

This NPR piece about a potential primary challenge to Obama in 2012 is pretty serious, but when I got to the punchline, I knew it was all a setup:

The candidate most likely to try to dethrone the king may not have really emerged yet. As editors at NPR keep shouting, it’s too early to be talking like this. But what if there is some Palin-like politician lurking in the wings out there whom we haven’t even thought of? Maybe someone who is a combination of former Virginia Gov. Tim Kaine, former Rep. Harold Ford Jr. of Tennessee, Sen. Claire McCaskill of Missouri and the Sisters Sanchez (congresswomen Loretta and Linda) of California. Someone who just may be known as the Next Barack Obama.

Woo! You had me going there. Senator McCaskill might as well take a flier on it, though, since she’s probably going to leave elected government in January 2013.

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Just Apose

Iowa police seize really bad bogus bills

Weldon Spring passes fake pot ban; Foristell may be next

Not counterfeit pot, but rather K2, which has a sort of pot-like chemical in it. This is a sudden disaster, or at least it’s suddenly getting a lot of coverage in the press. Which makes it AN EMERGENCY:

The St. Charles County Council on Monday unanimously voted to ban K2 and other products containing synthetic cannabinoids, compounds that mimic the effects of marijuana.

The law immediately made it a misdemeanor to sell or possess the products throughout St. Charles County, including incorporated municipalities.

Enacted as an emergency measure affecting public health, the bill did not have to go through the typical process requiring at least two meetings for passage – one for a first reading and a second for the final vote.

Emergency is now defined down to anything the St. Charles County Council wants to act on quickly, in the heat of a media spotlight. Swell.

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Missouri State Government Gets Snotty

The Missouri state government gets snotty:

A move to take slugger Mark McGwire’s name off of a stretch of Interstate 70 is building momentum in the Missouri Legislature.

A bill renaming the St. Louis section of the highway for its original namesake, Missouri author Mark Twain, passed the Senate unanimously this week and appears to have a good chance in the House.

It’s just poor form to do this now that Mark McGwire is associated with the St. Louis Cardinals again instead of when the stories of his performance enhancing drug use surfaced. Maybe instead of wasting that money painting new signs for the renaming, the legislature should save the taxpayers’ money by just unnaming it and quit putting their stamp on the Interstate highways to suit their whims.

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Community Improvement Districts Laid Bare

In the St. Louis area, municipalities throw around CIDs pretty easily. Downtown Webster Groves wants a parking garage? Increase sales taxes on the places where the people who would use that garage would shop. Downtown St. Louis wants to gentrify a couple blocks? Have property owners mail in ballots to increase taxes on those blocks. Suddenly, you have a patchwork of varied tax rates based on town and mall. Meanwhile, these extra taxes and their impact or purpose are muddied by impacted areas and goals.

Clever, Missouri, however, shows the community improvement district at its most bare:

A heated debate Monday night in Clever had city officials debating whether tax payers will pay a penny more for a Dollar General store. Three of the four Clever Board of Aldermen voted to tentatively support a “self tax.” Chris Montgomery, Brandon Gilmore and Jarred King voted to support a Community Improvement District, or C.I.D. Pattsy Bacon voted against it.

The Clever Highway 14 Community Improvement District would include 1.98 acres near Highway 14 and Highway P. Patrick and Jazell Smith of Republic filed a petition.

They want to spend $822,800 with an estimated $261,700 in public site improvements. The district would pay for all public infrastructure costs including utilities, streets and parking lots. In return they could recoup costs from a 1% sales tax and a property tax of up to $1 per $100 of assessed value.

“This is a self tax,” Clever Mayor Trisha Elam said. “It’s not going to affect every resident or every retail shop, just Dollar General”[sic]

It’s not self-tax, though, Mayor. It’s a tax on people who shop there.

Seems to me if Dollar General wanted it bad enough, it could spend the money for its parking lot and utilities. But it doesn’t have to in modern Missouri. It can get taxpayers to do it for them. And if Clever wanted a Dollar General badly enough, it could spend that money out of its annual budget.

But that’s not the way of the world. Now, governments don’t need to prioritize anything. They make a CID to extract a little more from citizens, or they put another .25% on the ballot dedicated to this essential function or that essential function. In the St. Louis area, they recently put a tax on the ballot to provide better radios for the police and fire departments. If that’s not an essential function of government spending, nothing is.

But it’s not to come from the general budget. No, no. You make the citizens pay for the essential services with the extra dedicated taxes and continue spending the general budget on things the citizens would not approve by majority vote if they had the chance.

Clever will probably get its Dollar General store. And if its experiment works, soon other communities in Southwest Missouri will fall prey to the poor governance that pervades St. Louis.

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One Step Forward, One Step Back

Two things in the state capital today, one good and one bad.

Good: Law proposed to prevent state tax money spent to pay lobbyists who advocate for state laws:

A bill to ban the use of taxpayer money for lobbying state legislators faced considerable backlash Thursday from the people who would be most affected: lobbyists.

Rep. Shane Schoeller’s bill would prohibit any entity that accepts tax dollars from using that money to influence the passage or defeat of legislation.

It would not outright ban municipalities, state agencies or other recipients of tax dollars from hiring lobbyists to roam the halls of the Capitol. But the lobbyists would be forbidden to advocate to legislators why they should vote a certain way on a bill, Schoeller said.

Well, a half step forward. There are too many ways that our layers of government waste tax money trying to get money and favors out of other layers of government. Given the unnecessary overlap and the huge amount of taxpayer-provided slush funds, they can afford it, unfortunately.

The step back: In a recession, the government moves to limit profitable, taxable business:

The Missouri Senate endorsed strict regulations for sexually oriented businesses Thursday — just days after a federal grand jury convened to look into the demise of a similar bill five years ago.

The legislation would ban strip clubs and adult video stores within 1,000 feet of homes, schools, churches, libraries, parks and day cares. It also would ban nudity, require semi-nude employees to stay 6 feet from customers and force adult businesses to close by midnight.

Senators gave initial approval to the bill by voice vote after a short debate with scant opposition. A final vote, which would send the bill to the House, is expected early next week.

I know, some people think that boobies are bad. Maybe it’s that the boobies shared with people who are not your spouse or infant are bad; I’m not really clear on the ultimate moral justification here. But the boobies of consenting adults are the consenting adults’ concern. To limit business in this fashion goes against my libertarian attitudes.

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Confusing One’s Self With The Government

It’s not a leader this time. It’s a citizen who has to bear the indirect cost of new government revenue.

The story: AT&T customers will bear brunt of tax settlement:

Now that AT&T and Missouri municipalities have settled a $65 million suit over disputed taxes, AT&T’s customers are now stuck with paying the bill.

AT&T in December began adding up to $1.99 a month for residential customers and up to $3.50 a month for businesses to the bills of its 1 million Missouri customers.

The foolish quote by a citizen who’s getting to pay new taxes and who’s paying back taxes for AT&T:

“I got my phone bill and I’m irate because there’s a charge here,” said Irv Logan of University City. “It looks like I’ve been charged for winning the case, and there’s something wrong with that.”

He did not win the case. The local governments won the case. But instead of directing his anger at the gluttonous maw of tax spending government, this fellow is angry at the corporation that provides him with a service that he apparently values.

Because he’s been raised that way.

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Democratic Party Barking at Shadows

The Missouri State Democratic Party intends to file an ethics complaint because a Congressman explained his vote to his constituents:

The Missouri Democratic Party is crying foul over a mailer U.S. Rep. Roy Blunt’s office sent to 7th District residents addressing his vote against cap and trade legislation that aims to reduce greenhouse gases.

The League of Conservation Voters has spent more than $500,000 in November and December, airing a television ad throughout Missouri, targeting Blunt for his vote against the legislation last summer.

Blunt’s office mailed a four-page glossy pamphlet to constituents this week — at taxpayer expense — to explain why he voted against the legislation, which he says would lead to a national energy tax on coal and raise the price of electricity and goods.

A Congressman communicating with his constituents? Heaven forfend! One might see why the Democratic Party thinks elected officials should not communicate with the people who elected those officials since Democratic congressmen can often only offer the argument “Nancy Pelosi told me to” or “Nancy Pelosi gave me earmarks to” for their votes.

As a bonus, now Robin “The Ghostwriter” Carnahan can say that Roy Blunt is under an ethical cloud–filed by her own party over a pretty obviously manufactured incident.

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Candyman: The Return Preview

After Matt Blunt’s term as Missouri governor, with its semi-austerity in cutting government programs unpopularly (some of which I chronicled on my old Draft Matt Blunt blog), it looks like 2009 will return to government business as usual. Jay Nixon will be your candyman:

On a gubernatorial campaign stop Monday at the University of Missouri-St. Louis, Missouri Attorney General Jay Nixon unveiled a plan that would allow Missouri students who start out at a community college to get a four-year degree without having to pay tuition along the way.

Of course, economics dictates that once everyone has a bachelor’s degree, the starting salaries for people with college degrees will diminish, squeezing the middle class in another fashion. But this is government/politics, not reality/economics.

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Too Far Along The Line For What’s Right

The new Missouri license plates contain a grammatical error. Who cares? Well, some of us, but not the officials in charge.

The problem?

The plate, featuring a bluebird perched on a hawthorn branch, was the landslide winner of an Internet vote last year among three plate designs. During the competition, the words “Show Me State” ran vertically along the right side of the plate. Vertically, there was no graceful spot for the hyphen.

Later, the state found that the vertical placement caused production problems, so the slogan was moved to a horizontal position near the top of the plate.

Because the words “show” and “me” form a compound modifier for the word “state,” they should be joined by a hyphen.

Official response:

David Griffith, spokesman at the Missouri Department of Revenue, said the state doesn’t consider the lack of punctuation a fatal flaw and won’t be replacing the plates. “We’re too far down the line,” he said.

Makes me glad my children won’t participate in an educational system run by a government where mistakes too far down the line won’t be corrected.

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A Ballot Initiative Robin Carnahan Will Approve

Compulsion for corporations? Sign her up!

Missouri residents could get the chance to force some of the state’s biggest utilities to sell more renewable energy.

A group called Renew Missouri is trying to collect 150,000 signatures to get a November ballot initiative that would ask voters to decide whether the state should have a mandatory renewable energy standard.

Hey, we can force utilities to enact policies to make electricity more expensive! What’s not to like?

Don’t we have a legislature to handle these things?

Since 2000, legislative attempts to establish mandatory renewable energy standards have faced utility opposition and failed.

That’s a nice sentence, Brody. I notice you’ve stopped stuttering.

It would appear that reality diverges from this journalist’s wildest yearnings:

Last year, however, Gov. Matt Blunt signed into law the Green Power Initiative, which creates a goal of 4 percent renewable energy use in 2012 and 11 percent by 2020.

Several utilities also offer their customers the chance to buy renewable energy. For example, AmerenUE sells renewable energy through its Pure Power program, which was rolled out last year.

But let’s cut to the compulsion, shall we?

But supporters of a ballot initiative say voluntary goals and programs are not enough.

It never is. Not until the ruled live in hovels and are no longer a threat to their betters, who are the animals who will be more equal (that is, not subject to rolling brownouts) than others.

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Heartless Missouri Lawmakers Keep the Unborn out of College

I’m going to get ahead of the curve and express outrage about the Missouri legislature’s attack not only on unpapered pioneers, but also its bias against unborn children identified in this story:

The Senate legislation generally doesn’t go quite as far. For example, illegal immigrants who are already born could go to college if they don’t get in-state tuition.

Why can’t the unborn go to college with the in-state rate? Or is there an in-utero rate that’s cheaper?

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Robin Carnahan’s Ghostwriting Efforts Panned

Missouri Secretary of State Robin Carnahan, whom I have already noted (here and here) likes to put her own particular donkey stamp on what Missouri voters can and cannot vote on as the result of ballot initiatives, gets her work panned by the court:

A judge has rewritten the ballot language for a proposed constitutional amendment banning certain embryonic stem cell research.

Cole County Judge Patricia Joyce says the language written by Secretary of State Robin Carnahan was insufficient and unfair.

Carnahan had gone the old Soviets one better; it’s not who counts the votes, it’s who determines what the voters vote on.

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Priorities, Priorities

Good to see Missouri has its priorities in order.

  1. Funding private development that will turn empty land into empty buildings:

    Of the $387 million construction cost, public aid is projected to account for $116 million, with the state’s share at nearly $30 million and the rest coming from the city and special sales tax districts.

  2. Critical repairs to infrastructure:

    State highway officials have barred large trucks from a mid-Missouri bridge over the Osage River after an inspection prompted by the fatal Minnesota bridge collapse revealed a badly deteriorating steel beam.

    . . . .

    The entire 1,000-foot bridge is scheduled to be replaced in 2010 at a cost of $9.4 million.

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ACORN Preparing To Sue Missouri; Voter Fraud Made Too Difficult

ACORN threatens suit over drop in Mo’s voter registrations:

The Association of Community Organizations for Reform Now, also known as ACORN, joined with others Thursday in sending “a letter of intent to sue” to the Missouri Department of Social Services.

ACORN, Project Vote and Demos (a national, non-partisan public policy, research and advocacy center) contend that the state has failed to comply with “a requirement of the National Voter Registration Act (NVRA) to provide voter registration opportunities in public assistance offices.”

The letter was sent in connection with the release of a Project Vote report detailing concerns because voter registrations at
public assistance agencies “have dropped from 143,000 in 1995-1996 to just 16,000 in 2005-2006.”

Could that be that all the people who receive assistance might have registered to vote in the last 10 years?

Nah, it means that someone creative, like ACORN, should be able to “find” 125,000 additional voters each and every year until a Democrat becomes president for life.

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Robin Carnahan: Ghostwriter

In 2006, Missouri Secretary of State Robin Carnahan’s office rejected two conservative-minded state ballot initiatives, but put four liberal-minded initiatives on the ballot.

In 2007, Missouri Secretary of State Robin Carnahan’s office might be rewriting a conservative-minded ballot initiative to hinder its passage.

Joseph Stalin allegedly said, “It’s not who votes that counts. It’s who counts the votes.” However, what counts more is who determines what is voted on, and Robin Carnahan is casting enough doubt on the process to merit her removal next election.

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Credit Where Credit’s Due

Missouri has a budget surplus:

Missouri could be sitting on a $320 million budget surplus because of higher-than-expected tax revenues and lower-than-expected spending during the recently concluded fiscal year.

Lawmakers had intended to leave about $200 million unspent when passing the state’s $21.5 billion operating budget for the 2008 fiscal year, which started July 1.

Funny, it’s the heartless Matt Blunt and the Republicans in the legislature that cut the budget, but it’s Missouri that has the surplus.

Never fear, though, our elected troughhogs are working to change that:

Unless lawmakers take additional action, that money will remain unspent. But politicians already are proposing ways to use part of that surplus.

I call racism. What do lawmakers have against being in the black?

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