I got this in my email box on Tuesday:
Yeah, as a savvy investor in Powerball tickets from time to time, I didn’t fall for this because I know the drawings are not held on Tuesdays, but on Wednesdays.
Also, I am not
that kind of an idiot.
Although I do call myself an “investor” in lottery tickets. Because honestly, they pay out only slightly worse than the stocks I pick on my own.
Buy the cheap mall store stocks, Brian J. Retail is coming back real soon, I swear.
In case you’re wondering, I did not win this week. And it cost me less to lose than my investment in Wet Seal did.