DVD Report: Seinfeld Seasons 1 & 2

After reading The Seinfeld Universe, I saw the first two seasons available on DVD for $1.50. I bought them, of course, and now I’ve watched them. The first two seasons of Seinfeld (and The Seinfeld Chronicles, as it was originally known) ran roughly during my first year of college, including the first summer I spent […]

The .1% Man

The results of the Friends of the Springfield-Greene County Library book sale: Friends volunteers sold $102,068.20 in used books, CDs, DVDs, audiobooks and more during the sale — the fifth consecutive Friends book sale that passed the $100,000 mark. Given the damage I did to it (or it did to me), that means I represent […]

Ace Embraces The MfBJN Lifestyle

To add variety to Valu-Rite Vodka and hobo-killin’, Ace embraces the MfBJN lifestyle: Allah, the technojunkie, is swooning over the new improved Kindle. I’m not, and I don’t think most will. For one thing it costs $360. Quite an investment. For another thing, books are not precisely difficult to carry around, especially on the places […]

Hollywood Scientists Discover Cure for Sapphism

Hollywood scientists today have announced that they have found a cure for sapphism. Sapphism is an affliction known to, well, afflict innumerable sorority sisters, cheerleaders, housewives, and female prison inmates as well as other members of society, as studies (well, visits to the local non-chain video store) have shown. The cinemackly-proven treatment for this affliction: […]