Category: Humor

War Is Not The Answer; War Is C., and The Answer Is D. All Of The Above.

or

War Is Not The Answer, But It’s A Good Guess.

• A meteorologist with a full head of hair.
• Green soft soap in a public restroom

AND THEY CALL ME MAD!

44 Knives and Sharp Instruments.

Can any of youse guys play instruments or sing? Because I was envisioning my role to be more like C or C from C & C Music Factory.

Actually, “Mele Kalikimaka” is Hawaii’s way of saying, “Into the volcano, haole, you have offended Pele.”

In Johnny Gilbert’s voice: "This… is…. Gérard Depardieu!"

Happy Thanksgiving, you say?

Well, it’s just as well since the T-72s I ordered from Omen Wannabi, a Somalian e-mail contact, haven’t come yet.

Has anyone else noticed that the sun has begun setting earlier since the country elected Obama as President?

What does it mean?

Let’s just say, as far as investing goes, I keep it real. I bought all my current penny stocks before they all did the trendy thing and became penny stocks. I’m no sell out.

You know I wish that I had Jessie’s grill.

Stay back, I know Karate (and three other Japanese words).

Sorry, no post, but I just saw the expression sang-froid in a book and thought of all the wonderful puns I could use as post titles if possible. Since it’s looking impossible in the near term, I’ll just do a post dumping them for you:

Sang-Freud
Sang-Fraud

And rest assured I will use it in a sentence today. And a two-year-old will parrot it back, much to my delight.

Easter came early this year because Congress, in an attempt to bolster the economy by strengthening first quarter numbers, passed an act to move the holiday forward into the end of March.

Google it!

A joke on Deb’s site that I shared easily with my mother and uneasily with my wife.

It doesn’t have talking dogs, but it’s funny never the less.