In the second of a series, over at Missouri Insight, I wander around the urban cluster that is Aurora, Missouri.
Category: Blogging
Come On, That’s Funny
Over at QAHatesYou.com, I explain the Rutger Hauer School of Software Testing.
You don’t have to be a software tester to think that’s funny. As a matter of fact, the only quality that is scientifically proven to find it funny is you are Brian J. Noggle.
Let 1000 Internet Conspiracy Theories Bloom
Breitbart tells CPAC: I have videos of Obama in college and they’ll come out during the election
In Memoriam: Andrew Breitbart (1969-2012)
I’m listening to Jay Weber on the radio now, and already people are calling in to muse if something happened to him and bringing up the number of heart attacks in the Clinton administration.
I’m going the opposite direction: I see the URL for the post says draft. It’s March 1. All the news reports are reporting what the Web site says, and there’s no independent confirmation (see the current LA Times story.
My personal hopeful conspiracy theories are that this is a misscheduled April 1 joke or stunt to prove how intolerant the left is.
Because, damn, they don’t make many men like Andrew Breitbart, and I would hate to lose one.
UPDATE: Apparently, AP has done some journalism or something and confirmed it from sources not preceded with BIG. Well, damn.
See Also
I’ve started a new blog called Missouri Insight to cover Missouri people, places, books, politics, and government.
Go check it out if you’re so inclined.
Thanks, I Know
Tonight’s referrer list:
Here’s the photo they’re looking for:

Originally posted Sunday, October 12, 2003.
Let’s Do The Time Warp Again
Yesterday, Instapundit linked to someone doing a takedown of someone tut-tutting Heinlein.
I read it and scanned the comments and something leapt out at me:
triticale says:
6/26/2005 at 8:45 pmI happen to be reading “Tramp Royal” at the moment; Heinlein’s memoirs of a trip around the world by cargo liner which he and Ticky (as he consistantly calls his wife) took in 1954. His travels unquestionably made him more worldly. Even today I doubt the average reader of “Outside” magazine has made it to Tristan de Cunha or the black market currency exchange of Djakarta.
One interesting quote – when discussing the effect of cultural differences on their dealings with a customs inspector (Ticky pulled a dumb stunt later echoed by Podkayne’s brother), he speaks of being a “stranger in a strange land” which would be a pretty good title for a science fiction story.
The name leapt out at me: Triticale gave me the Commodore 128 I currently have and a box of miscellaneous computer stuff that he cleaned out of his garage five years ago. I didn’t meet him in person, as he was in the Milwaukee area and I was not, but I got the stuff through an intermediary (my brother, briefly a blogger himself in 2005).
Triticale’s name leapt out at me because he passed away four years ago.
Instapundit’s been doing these archive posts of his lately, but this one didn’t mention it was going to the archives. Instead, it just sort of sucked me back.
How long have we been here, gentlemen?
Noggle Knows How To Please Danica
Advice to Trog: If you really want to make Danica Patrick, log into your Go Daddy account.
Here, on the home page, she’s slightly amused with you:
Then, after you log in, she smiles more broadly, as though you’d done something clever:
Take note, Trog.
It’s Time For Our Long Distance Dedication
For McGehee, who apparently has nothing better to do than to research children’s toys on Wikipedia and got this related commercial jingle stuck in my head:
(Spotted in Dustbury’s comments vis-à-vis this meme.)
The Funniest Sentence I’ve Written All Day
I don’t care who you are or where you’re from, but if you’re from Wisconsin, you idolize Vince Lombardi, or you’re a heretic.
Followed closely by:
He coached the Green Bay Packers, the small-market blue collar National Football League (fútbol norteamericano, not soccer, you international readers) and led them to something like 14 annual championships in 8 years. He was that good.
Both from my other review of Run To Daylight, entitled "Management Lessons from Vince Lombardi".
To My Loyal .mil Readers
Hey, shoot me your APO or FPO address and get a free copy of my novel John Donnelly’s Gold.
stlbrianjathotmaildotcom.
Over There, Something
New at Found Bookmarks: Recovery at Texas City! Article Reprint.
Since My Blog Empire Is Already So Profitable, Why Not Start Another?
I’ve been kicking around the idea of starting a blog dedicated to the objects I find in books as bookmarks used by the previous owners, where I can muse on what the objects might mean. Some of them will be very curious, as they’ve laid dormant in books for decades.
I’ve started it, sort of. The first post is Kansas City Royals Ticket Stub. It is not as quaint as some of the other things I’ve found, but it’s a start.
What’s The Use Of Blogging?
If I’m not on the first page for Google results for Firefly Hands of Dillon-Blue Christmas?
I mean, I get a lot of hits for this Dillon-Blue Christmas ad, and I get a lot of hits for this Hands of Blue post.
Is it too much to ask that Skynet Google recognize my efforts?
Phrase of the Day
No, this is all about the Wilsons.
Wilsons, of course, refers to the $100,000 bill, which briefly depicted Woodrow Wilson.
A Phrase I Might Have Coined, But I’m Too Afraid To Google To Find Out Otherwise
“Vonnegut-sniffing dogs.” Read about it at 24th State.
I thought I’d coined a phrase yesterday, “the fêted swamp of Washington, D.C.“, but it turns out I found (via Google) that others before me had turned that particular intersection-of-Lovecraft-and-French phrase before.
My Walmart Makes It Big
Over at Legal Insurrection, Prof. Jacobson posts a bumper sticker spotted at my local Walmart.
It’s strange to find I’m not the only one in Greene County who reads his blog.
Obligatory Post Where Author Juxtaposes Seemingly Similar Things From Different Eras And Tries To Create A Meaningful Connection As Lesson About Something Lost (Outline)
Then: “Play ‘Free Bird’!”
Now: “Play Angry Birds!”
Overlooking the Phrase I Coined
A correspondent of Jerry Pournelle and Instapundit have read Larry Niven’s Ringworld books and have noticed the resemblance of the president to the Hindmost.
Independently riffing off of the Krauthammer column. Remember, I called him the Hindmost in February, before the Krauthammer column.
I am clever. LOOK AT ME!
Slowly Working Into It
Nothing new here so far today, but I did post some of my usual anti-taxing district boilerplate at 24th State.
So if you need some Noggle, there you go.
Also, you are freed from your duty to absquatulate with my radio on Monday. Thank you, that is all.
A Face For Radio
Behold, I have begun video blog posts for QA Hates You.
That was more fun putting together than another blog post about how our government, abetted by a random collection of 50.005% of voter turnout on winter and spring ballot dates, are continuing to crush individual citizens.



