Category: Blogging

My new blog on the beading hobby is launched: The Beading Will Continue.

I’m also scheduling times and dates for readers to kick my nancy-boy crafting butt. Please note that the backlog is already to October, 2011.

It’s similar to a Googlebomb or a Googlewhack, but it’s this: when someone tries to find a set of search terms to use to conduct a Google search that will link to a certain blog so that you can see if your search terms appear in that blog’s round-up of weird search engine queries.

For example:

1. Go to Google.
2. Search for betty naked with Mr Weatherbee.
3. Click through on the Dustbury link.
4. Watch for your search terms to appear in one of his Strange Search Engine Queries posts.

Other blogs to try this with include Munchkin Wrangler and View from the Porch.

I know, you think I have too much time on my hands. The problem is that I don’t have enough time on my hands to do anything productive. Instead, I have just enough time to come up with harebrained schemes like this.

You know, President Obama was apparently on the television doing an hour-long presentation about health care control. And you know what I find a telling statistic about the perceived importance of this event?

Where were the drunkbloggers?

VodkaPundit didn’t cover it. Instapundit didn’t link to any.

It cannot be an important policy presentation without drunkblogging.

Ergo, nobody in the blogosphere must have taken it seriously.

Gender Analyzer is 100% sure this site is written by a man.

That’s higher than the industry average.

Meanwhile, my other blog with the word Hate right in its title, only scores 89%.

Because of its inherent sensitivity.

CB, because some of the people we know in common read this blog daily, thinks I have pull, so he keeps sending me tips like this:

my buddy’s blog he just created http://antiobamassiah.wordpress.com/

As though a mention on this blog will send torrents of readers his way.

Brother, I see your antiobamassiah and raise you Michelle Obama Suicide Watch.

(My link stolen from Ace, who, in his defense, is not my friend.)

CB says, in a random instant message sent when I was at my dream desk last night:

interesting…….. http://www.conservapedia.com/Main_Page

Ah, CB, you need to read the blog enough to earn your own nickname.

Deb of Boondoggled recently became a grandmother, which means this will be her first Christmas picking out gifts for a grandchild. As she lacks experience at this, we at MfBJN thought we’d share a little advice.

Anything on this list would be perfect.

You’re welcome.

…it is only those who half know a thing that write about it. Those who know it thoroughly don’t take the trouble.

           Thomas Hardy, A Pair of Blue Eyes

It does, however, keep the blogosphere humming along.

Musings from Brian J. Noggle is the number one Google search result for douche noggle.

I take a perverse sort of pride in it.

Remember that Stupid as Kryptonite (or some such) guy? In the old days, apparently people linked to him and he got an early paid blogging job for a left-leaning consortium or something? You ever wonder what happened to him?

Me, either; I didn’t think about him until he sent me an e-mail trying to sell me counterfeit software:

Oh, how the mitey have fallen.

(Sure, it could be a random combination of names built by a spambot. But which narrative would you prefer to perfect your reality?)

Tam of View From The Porch moves from Tennessee to Indiana.

A senatorial candidate in Tennessee starts blogging on The View From The Front Porch.

Looking to hijack a little of name recognition?

(Link seen on Instapundit originally.)

Tam K takes on the Stanley vs. Craftsman war, or something equally superfluous.

8-3=5.

Hey, don’t forget the other blog: QA Hates You.com.

Guess My Crime

MfBJN is the only hit on Google for
Monitoring the monitors "Macho man is dead!"

I can only guess what that person was looking for.

The Meatriarchy returns.

The next time I update my sidebar, he’ll be back on it. Also, I’ll remove the dead man, the dead candidate, and the dead paper link.