Kerry’s getting a lot of tread out of the things that the blogosphere has already pointed out are bogus. Perhaps a better debate would have been Kerry with Vodkapundit.
Category: Blogging
Debablogging II
Kerry: They’re not dying for a mistake, and if I’m elected, they still won’t. I guess his point is a continued Bush administration is a mistake for which they should not die?
Must Debablog….
Okay, here I am.
Crikey, I’m a little disappointed in Bush’s performance so far, but I hope he’ll get better.
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You know what I did? I used your schnucking product, that’s what I did.
When Coloradoans Attack!
Well, well, well. Seems that my post tut-tutting the concept of Colorado as part of the heartland has touched a nerve. First, Jared at Exultate Justi comments, and then one of his readers sends me this enlightened e-mail:
You ignorant person…
Dear Brian,
Read your post “Colorado is not the heartland” (linked from Exultate
Justi). I would suggest that you watch too much television if you think
rather small, insignificant places like Aspen and Vail as typical of my
state. Boulder? Show me a major college town that is not infested by
leftist wierdoes. Athens? Lawrence? Chapel Hill? Not!Skiing? Actually, that ‘sport’ was developed by us as a tourist trap to
sucker Texans and Chicagoans into spending their money. They also often
spend time in our hospitals after this activity, further spending money.
Sadly, many of these people stayed.Not the heartland, indeed! I am sick of all of you lowlanders thinking
that this is some kind of snow-covered wonderland (we really ought to
re-name sme of our sports franchises that reflect this misconception).Denver? typical nasty yuppie-infested big city. Colorado Springs?
Imagine Birmingham, Alabama without the humidity. We are just as normal
as any other place in the USA.
In the interest of reaching out to our poor Colorado brothers and elevating the discourse, I’d like to point out:
Coors beer isn’t very good either.
The Review Reviewed
Aiiiiiiiiieeee! My Eyes
Courtesy of a French, or Quebecker, reader, or perhaps someone who wanted to yank my chain, Google translated my page into French today.
I think I’ll take a poll of what looks the most wrong on the page. My vote:
un “certain branleur.”
Kim du Toit,
sur la bibliothèque de Noggle.
Being berated by Kim du Toit in French.
I’m not sure to whom that’s more insulting.
A Photoshopper Rises to the Challenge
At Asymmetrical Information, Mindles H. Dreck photoshops the CBS logo. Very well.
The Chicks Dig It
I’m flattered that everyone who has signed up for Vote or Not through this blog has so far been a woman. Wow, my blog is the babe magnet.
It’s got to be the hat. Or the vast nostril.
Thanks for reading, and thanks for signing up.
Pajama Blogging
Like many bloggers, I blog in my pajamas:
Because I take off the jacket for bed, but not the hat.
Criminey, one session as a model during a photo shoot and suddenly I think my face should be all over the Internet. Who am I to talk about hubris?
Make Mine a Double
Jed at Boots and Sabers helps me with my reluctance to fly.
Make mine a double.
Retouching Last Nights Posts
I’ve corrected a couple minor grammar and punctuation mistakes, but I have not redone the Roman numerals because I repeated a number early, and didn’t want to spend the morning editing the numbers on the posts. Perhaps next time I’ll wisen up and use Arabic numerals.
But that’s so un-pretensious.
Post Live Blogging Smack Talk
Stephen Green, the so-called “VodkaPundit,” claims:
Before we get to the (ha!) insightful stuff, let me note something:
1 hour, 45 minutes.
46 posts.
Who’s got the hardest-working blog in the business?
Ladies and gentlemen, I submit to you, over the course of the last few days here at MfBJN, we had over 10 hours of live blogging with , hrm, C, carry the XVII, well, a lot of posts and a lot of booze.
Who’s the hardest drinking blogger in blog business?
I meant working.
PachyBlogging Day4, Part LX
So it ends.
This is the first convention I’ve watched. I am sorry I didn’t see the Democrat convention this year so I could have more personal compare-and-contrast details, but perhaps in four years I’ll remember to pay more attention. If I can remember this resolution tomorrow, when I have pulled the shades and crawl into this office to complete a work day.
I endorse George W. Bush for president, for what it’s worth; I don’t know whom I might convince to vote for him. The best I can hope, I suspect, is to inspire someone who would lean in that direction but who would normally be to lazy to vote.
Perhaps one day, I can attend a national convention, not as a blogger, but as a delegate from my home state. Some of this will depend on the loosening of the social conservatism of the Republican Party, and some will depend upon whether they have an open bar.
Thanks for stopping by. God bless you, and may God bless America.
We now return you to your regularly scheduled blog inanity, already in progress.
PachyBlogging Day4, Part LIX
Dammit, I said Lee Greenwood, not Lee Ann Womack.
Freaking cellular phones.
PachyBlogging Day4, Part LVIII
George W. Bush: Summation.
Was it the speech of his life? I don’t know. I haven’t seen them all.
He covered all the bases: foreign policy, domestic policy, past, present, future; himself, with perspective and humor, and his office. He knows the Republicans in the hall and in the nation don’t agree with everything he says and does, but he hopes you respect him for his principles and for his ability to stick to them.
I do, Mr. President, I do.
I would say “O Captain, my Captain,” but:
- I’m not a Whitman fan.
- I’m afraid a lot of people would think it was an allusion to Dead Poets’ Society.
- This is no occasion for an elegy; I hope our journey has only reached the midway point.
PachyBlogging Day4, Part LVII
George W. Bush.
Damn kids, unfortunately many who will vote unwisely, would think “There is a time…” alludes to the Byrds.
It’s the Bible, dudes.
PachyBlogging Day4, Part LVI
“Here buildings fell; here, a nation rose.”
That’s a line worthy of a framing poem, so it can resound in anthologies for the ages. The Kipling who put it in a speech deserves reknown.
PachyBlogging Day4, Part LV
George W. Bush.
The self-deprecating humor, regarding Arnold correcting his English and his Texas “walk” humanizes him greatly.
Unlike certain other elements of American political society, George W. Bush and others I admire recognize their foibles and can occasionally laugh about them.
Does Franken mock himself? I’m not asking rhetorically; I don’t know. I don’t listen to him.
PachyBlogging Day4, Part LIV
George W. Bush.
We hold these truths to be self-evident….
The address reaches beyond petty contemporary concerns well.
We’re with you, Georgie the Kid!
Crap, random Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure allusion. Sorry. Won’t happen again.