Draft Matt Blunt 2008 makes a top ten list.
Category: Blogging
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Matt Blunt Ex-Communicated, Not Allowed In Right To Life Club House
Libertarianish voters might think that’s not a bug, it’s a feature
Guiliani-Blunt 2008. I’d punch it.
Because I Have Too Much Time On My Hands
Remiss
He Who Is Not To Be Named Because He Got A Job And Doesn’t Want To Get Googled is blogging again.
Maybe he never stopped and I am just late to the party.
Bucci Joins the Ranks of Cat Bloggers
Carry a Liaision Down The Road That I Must Travel
Just One Minute reaches its hand up the arrears of a French noun and pulls out a verb:
But, per Shaffer’s original account to the Times, Able Danger did not attempt to liase with the FBI until the summer of 2000.
I just felt a great disturbance in the Force, as though a million infinitives cried out at once and were silenced.
Noggle’s Law
Based on the number of Google searches that have lead to this post, I propose Noggle’s First Law:
If you post a list of names of Internet users, sooner or later they will all find your post when Googling themselves.
False Dichotomy of Thinkers vs. Linkers
Jay Tea at Wizbang! reminds us about Stephen Den Beste’s categorization of bloggers as:
- Thinkers, who write essays and whatnot.
- Linkers, who post links and say, “Heh.” or “Indeed.”
However, this simple dichotomy overlooks the third type of blogger: the lister.
The lister type of blogger:
- Embraces the numbered or bulleted list as a means of communication.
- Often dashes off lists of related items important to the blogger.
- Relates favorites in movie or music, often specializing in:
- One
- The other
- Both
- Participates in and spread “memes” which contain lists of questions or simple lists for other bloggers to fill out.
The beauties of the list blog include:
- Not needing to assemble complete paragraphs; all you need is a topic sentence or a topic fragment.
- Lists easily translatable into PowerPoint presentations, with neat transition effects.
- Take up lots of vertical space on the blog, ensuring that the content column is longer than the blogroll.
- Could make blogger as famous, wealthy, and respected as Chris White.
These blogs show signs of listery from time to time:
- A Small Victory
- Protein Wisdom
- Overtaken by Events
- Rocket Jones
- IMAO
- Wizbang!
- Musings from Brian J. Noggle
- Electric Venom
So the thinkers and linkers polar axis needs to accommodate a new dimension: those of us who don’t necessarily think nor necessarily link but do, in fact, blog incessantly.
Serendipity?
Great minds move in tandem? Who knows?
All I know is that Inaniloquent and Dustbury both mentioned the Champaign County Rifle Association‘s Burma Shavesque signs yesterday.
What are the odds of that?
Blogger Problem
Wow, it looks as though each post I put up yesterday overwrote the preceding entry, so instead of 3 posts, you only get the last one, and that’s not without some work since Blogger wants to overwrite it with this post.
Allow me to assure you that you are definitely missing out on a lot of my eloquence, but rest assured that the only post that displays for yesterday is in fact probably the best.
I guess I shall have to return to the habit of saving all of my posts outside of Blogger. Again.
BLOG HIATUS WARNING
Crikey, I need to go to bed.
No more posts until tomorrow. You have been warned!
(Man, all the cool blogs go onto hiatus from time to time. I just want to fit in.)
Getcher Urban Legends Here
Bekijken is an esoteric, underground Dutch martial art practiced by people named Inga and Sven.
Perfect Fusion
The Carnival of Vanities. This week with cat pictures.
Blog nirvana.
A Paper I Would Like To Read
I don’t know who’s doing the research for a patriarchy-shaking academic paper about shub-niggurath and gays, but I welcome that reader. Unfortunately, I have never covered the Black Goat of the Woods with a Thousand Young and homosexuals in the same post before now.
Today at Draft Matt Blunt….
William Squire (not to be confused with Billy Squier) opines about those who think all charity starts at the state capital:
Bible teachings, much like the lessons from any religion, are designed as a guide for your personal life. The Bible is not a behavioral guide for state and federal governments. Governments have limited jurisdictions and powers. By reducing state overhead, and avoiding tax increases, Matt Blunt leaves money in your pocket to contribute to charity in any way you, or your religion deem appropriate.
Preach on, brother. But would it kill you to throw in a guitar solo?
The Showdown I’d Like To See
WISN radio, a conservative-leaning talk station in Milwaukee, is holding a reality-show style elimination competition for all comers to try to become its new morning show personality (now that Weber and Dolan are head to head with Charles Sykes).
You know what would be win/win? If it came down to:
Owen of Boots and Sabers vs. Sean of The American Mind
I mean, because I cannot participate. Not because I am out of the Milwaukee area; I have enough ties to the area to make my argument. No, I cannot participate because the auditions are the day of Atari Party 5.2, curse my pipes.
For more information, see Milwaukee Talk Star.com. Of course, if you’re like me, you listen to Weber and Dolan every day (for seven years running) via News Talk 1130.com and its streaming audio.
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Steinberg Disses Aaron of Free Will Blog
Neil Steinberg, Chicago Sun-Times, today:
Sometimes this job is too easy. That whooshing noise you heard Tuesday was every pundit north of St. Louis lunging for a keyboard to heap ridicule on Gov. Blagojevich for his “testicular virility” quip.
But what about Aaron? He’s not north of St. Louis. Perhaps Steinberg doesn’t think Aaron is a pundit like he (Steinberg) is.
Lileks Spreads Disinformation to Children
Lileks today:
“You have FOUR STAR WARS?” Gnat asked. “Wow.”
There are actually five – well, six. But I sold the first one.
“Why?”
“Because it was an embarrassing piece of tripe.”
“What’s tripe?”
“It’s a kind of fish.”
Everyone except Lileks, and now his daughter, knows that tripe is cattle guts.
I’m not too proud to LOUDLY CORRECT MISINFORMATION IN THE MAINSTREAMISH MEDIA! I am a BLOGGER! It’s what I do to feel better about myself!


