I have recently devised a methodology to determine one’s age based on the person one thinks of when one thinks of Spider-Man on screen.
Take this simple test for yourself.
Whom do you think of when you picture Spider-Man on screen?
|Actor:||Nicholas Hammond||Tobey Maguire||Andrew Garfield||Tom Holland|
|Your age:||Okay, Boomer. Or old Generation X||Generation X||You have revealed yourself to be a Russian deep cover agent through your lack of understanding of American pop culture||Millenial|
I mean, really, the government would use this test to ferret out dangerous moles if it were competent.
And, c’mon man, we all know there’s only one Mary Jane Watson.
She is also aging gracefully, although 39 ain’t that aged.