As you know, gentle reader, I like to have my pool opened early in April so that the water is clear enough that we can jump into it and swim in April, no matter how cold it is, because I am from Wisconsin, and my boys have Wisconsin blood in them.
Which means this often happens.
Let it be known that I might not jump into that water this weekend.
Also, I really should have cut some more firewood yesterday afternoon when it was seventy degrees.
