The polar vortex is about to split again, and it could bring a ‘big’ winter storm by MLK Day
Polar vortex? Ho-hum.
What about a nuclear snowwicane? A neutron coldaclysm?
I mean, snow bomb and bomb cyclone have already been taken.
Meanwhile, in Britain, speaking of which, the tabloids are talking about an ALL CAPS STORM whose weather has not been seen in the north of England since… since…. Well, I saw it at the beginning of Wuthering Heights, but I’m going to go out on a limb that I am one of the few who has recently.
This being Springfield, I’ll believe it when I see it. This leading story from the local paper looks to be, beyond the headline, the weather over the weekend for New England and the very eastern edges of the midwest.
You know, where the important people live.
On the other hand, teams from down south are going to be playing in Buffalo and Green Bay, so that might be fun to watch.
