Yesterday, we worked in the gardens of Nogglestead, and as I was turning the 16′ by 16′ vegetable bed with a spade, my beautiful wife and oldest son were working on the flower bed in the back yard. And they called me over to handle a snake they found.
We have a definite protocol for handling snakes at Nogglestead:
- Remove or kill the snake.
- Research exactly how dangerous step 1 was.
- Exaggerate how dangerous it was.