The Snakehandlers Of Nogglestead

Yesterday, we worked in the gardens of Nogglestead, and as I was turning the 16′ by 16′ vegetable bed with a spade, my beautiful wife and oldest son were working on the flower bed in the back yard. And they called me over to handle a snake they found.

We have a definite protocol for handling snakes at Nogglestead:

  1. Remove or kill the snake.
  2. Research exactly how dangerous step 1 was.
  3. Exaggerate how dangerous it was.

Prairie ring-necked snake?

via GIPHY

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