How To Tell What Song Just Came On Brian’s iPod At The Gym (VIII)

If you see me walking, running, riding, or whatnot and my lip suddenly curls into a sneer, you can bet your bottom pound that it’s a damn fool Billy Idol lip.

It’s “Rock the Cradle of Love”:

Given that I talk to no one at the gym, you probably thought it would be “Dancing With Myself”, but no.

The “damn fool Billy Idol lip” is a line from “Elvis is Everywhere” by Mojo Nixon:

Fun fact: I own more Mojo Nixon albums than Billy Idol albums. But there is no Mojo Nixon nor Elvis on my workout playlist.