Star Wars: The Force Awakens Spoilers

I had a little fun on Twitter contributing a bit to the list of #TheForceAwakensSpoilers (caution: may contain actual spoilers).

I wrote most of my spoilers before I saw the film. And they were spot on.

They include:

• Oh, my God! They killed Kenny! You bastards!
• They probably could have cut the scene that showed what Boba Fett looks like after thirty years in the Sarlacc pit.
• BB-812
• I thought Gollum was not Gollumy enough.
• I was the only one in the theatre that didn’t cheer when Iron Man cameoed to blow up a TIE Fighter on Red 3’s tail.
• R2D2 puts in his emotion chip.
• Luke finally gets to Tosche Station, but they’re out of power converters.
• Kylo Ren kills Dumbledore.
• At the end of the first act, Finn tries to kill Rey to get the ring to save his home planet.
• Wookiees also smell worse on the inside.
• Kylo Ren force chokes enough Star Destroyer captains so that Ensign Crusher assumes command.
• The gang pulls off Chewbacca’s mask, revealing Old Man Cotter and foiling his plan.
• So old Han Solo got, talks like Yoda he does.
• Kylo Ren? Jo Jo Binks, following in his father’s footsteps.
• George Lucas Editor’s Cut Edition.

It’s almost like I had a pirated copy of the script!