Headline of the day, or at least the morning before 7am: Music business leads to a career in retail industry.
Wait, I’m being handed a late-breaking bulletin!
- Theatre business leads to career in food service industry!
- Writing business leads to career in caffeine dispensation industry!
- College degree in [strSensitiveCauseDuJour] Studies leads to career in cleaning Mom’s house, reluctantly and occasionally, in return for bunk and a couple bucks for gas!
(Yes, I realize the headline links to a story about a public relations person in the retail industry, not someone greeting people at Wal-mart. But what’s the fun in going off on a tear if you have to stick to reality?)
