Here’s today’s CNN.com home page:

Featuring the the Secretary of State as Nosferatu and a headline about the sitting president: Doctor plays whack-a-mole on Bush’s face.
Well, I guess the world’s first and most self-important news network has to compete with the Daily Show.
They’re not competing with Comedy Central, they’re up against American Idol.
That pose looks familiar… did they freeze her in carbonite for the trip over?