So I saw this sign along the side of the road, and I knew it was my ticket to wealth:
| $25-$500 Fine For Littering |
I may have an English degree, but I know my math. $25 – $500 = -$475. Since that’s a fine of -$475, that must mean the government will have to pay me $475, or give me a tax credit or something, each time I litter!
I can’t wait to get started.
