I Tried, Spoons

Spoons links to a Flash-requiring quiz by Match.com that’s supposed to tell you the type of person to whom you’re physically attracted. The quiz brags that it’s based on a fifteen-year study, undoubtedly funded by members of Congress.

I tried to take the quiz, but I got to the section where the quiz wanted you to select, from among the women you found attractive, the women who you thought would find you unattractive. I couldn’t think of a single woman who would find me unattractive, and it booted me back to the beginning.

No matter; we know the sort of woman I find dead-sexy.