What, did someone hack the mainframe with a dial-up computer and a barbie doll attached? No, that’s forgiveable.
Not understanding foosball, on the other hand:
THE OPTIONS IN HOME FOOSBALL games typically range from chunky, cartoonish commercial models to lightweight versions so skittish your killer slap shot sends the whole apparatus hopping.
The Jesus and Mary Chain, but slap shot is something you do in hockey (and cannot do in tabletop or “bubble” hockey).
Your basic shots in foosball are push shot, pull shot, and snake shot depending on what you do with the rod, for Pete’s sake.
The kids they get to write marketing fluff in lifestyle sections these days.